die eigene Ziele und Interessen haben

We particularly like the saying because it also alludes to the "your mother" insults that are common in certain circles

Wir brauchen kein DSL

A little tip: this T-shirt is also ideal for showing religious fanatics that you can manage without an imaginary friend :)

IT admins at Reynholm Industries

IT-Afro Variant:T-Shirt (Fair Geekwear) die eigene Ziele und Interessen[i]Hello, IT Have you tried turning it off and on? Are you sure it's plugged in?[ i] This shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT admins at Reynholm Industries, who have to eke out their working day in a small dark basement, completely disregarded.